Like all great stoner task I rolled a much needed salad for pre-gaming the movie. You can't see a 3-D stoner movie without being ...you get me. Then  and this is the part I hate to say cause I'm over 20- I text'd all the stoners to see who  could get there ass to a theater in time to see it.  Scored a good friend to watch it and put the plan into motion. 
It all was going well. Got there in plenty of time. Smoked up after parking and then headed in to buy tickets before I was giggly. 
The first issue was the line out the door of the movies. After several incoherent "what's going on here" moments it was a made rush for the dancing penguin movie. And when they announced sold out there was some very unhappy , not dancing feet in front of us  stomping out of the theater in front of us about 11 people poured out and I felt mildly inconsiderate for beaming joy out when I said-2 for Harold and Kumar Christmas please. 
Ok. I'm not a spoiler. I'm not telling you all the cool shit that happened all through the movie in 3 D that was just for every retard there to enjoy. It was like having your parents actually know what you like and having them give you pot and put this on. 
I don't want to be biased or anything since I toke so here goes........If you could combine Ghandi, Dances with wolves, and Titanic with Santa Claus it could not of been better. 
Get cool 420 friends.
Get stoned.
And see Harold & Kumar's Christmas Movie in the theaters while you still can , and you have to see it in 3 D mofo's. Feel Free to thank me later! 

MaxRandom@420punk.com 

Ok. Here is a true story of one night out with Max Random many moons ago. 

So a few years back there is this rumored to be a Mafia owned bar. A friend of a friend shares it's got great Italian food. It's in Philadelphia in a not a great neighborhood but i'm up for some adventure, so I take my girlfriend at the time and her best friend to get dinner and drinks there just to say we ate there and try it out.  We do the usual dress up for it, and and in the parking lot we smoke up a rather nice hand rolled Indica. 
So we are pretty baked going into the place.  

When we arrive there is some crazy ass people drinking after work, total blue collar crowd, mixed bag of assholes and I'm with a couple of smoking girls so I'm already like this is going to be really fun. 

There playing rap songs playing on the CD juke box and there is my  bartender friend rolling his eyes and apoligising to the gilrs for the crowd that's really being obnoxious. So I look around the room and I get an idea. 

I go to the juke box. Any mob bar worth it's salt has Dean Martin on the juke box. So I smile to myself and put in 5 bucks and play the whole Dean Martin's greatest hits album. 

I casually go back to the bar and tell the girls- fuck these people watch what happens when my music kicks in, I'll clear this place out. So as the last song before mine is winding down a girl in the crowd starts a scene with her boyfriend.

She's puerto rican with a bleech bloind wig and to be fair she's a really hot tramp. Her 6 foot something african boyfriend is trying to keep her with him while she is flirting with other drunks which starts her to say at the top of her voice "Fuck you , your nothing but Ghetto, you will never be anything but ghetto, that's all you are able to be is Ghetto mother fucker!" As this songs spins into play ......http://youtu.be/fqqxJE-MqFo

Everyone in the place broke up and talked about it while our dinner was being served to the wonderful ambiance of my favorite Italian singer Dean Martin. 
 
Max Random 

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This show has a lot of buzz so I'm not Magellan here, but just wanted to share EVERYONE i know , weather you smoke pot or not likes this show. But all the cool stoners really like this show. 
I'd like to thank Frank Miller of Sin City. I think he kicked off the graphic novels into movies. Since that and 300 made money all of a sudden there is a gold mine in gritty stories. I'm not sure why this zombie movie is so good, but it is. I think it's more survival in a realistic way then the shoot'em up ones like Dawn of the dead. 
I like this one a lot. But now that I'm on the topic of Zombies my all time favorite movie is SHAWN OF THE DEAD. 
Get out the bong, invite over the friends and watch this one. 
Even the outtakes are a riot. If you haven't seen this you HAVE TOO! 
It's basically what you and your friends would really do if a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE , or should I say when it occurs. 
 This clip is the two slackers(80's term) find a zombie , but they have no idea that zombies are rising from the dead, and they think this girl is drunk. Watch this and tell me it doesn't remind you of someone you party with? 
Click here to see the beginning ************

SEE IT. 
Max Random


 

I don't know what happened out there in TV shows , but thank Christ for someone getting it right. 
I'm watching the first episode with my buddy and I'm not stoned btw, and I have a hot cup of tea in my hand and I jumped and threw hot tea on myself. I don't really jump in a movie, much less a TV show. And my first words after this happened were "motherfucker scared me! " 
This fucking show got me 3 times and the story was really clever. Lots of development in the first show. I will be sticking with this one and see if it continues to be fun to watch. 
It does something a show on TV dealing with supernatural beings has to do- Actually kill people and it does, pretty viciously by TV standards. 
 
They had my favorite guy from my Name is Earl , I don't know his name but he played (ok , i looked it up -Silas Weir Mitchell is an American actor known for playing disturbing or unstable characters.) Donny "Crazy Eyes" Jones. He fits the show well too. 
He was in it as a warboton(WereWolf).  
Watch it, and don't hold any beverages in your hand that stain carpet or clothing. 

 I want to point out a great new show- AMERICAN HORROR STORY.  My favorite part is it's for adults! Cursing , hot sexual situations, finally. 
Really creepy, original horror show that is fun to watch. Most shows in the past follow a formula that all haunted house stories follow. A loving couple move into a house and have no idea that it's haunted and yes that happens here. But right away it mixes strange things into the plot. The neighbors retarded girl is always showing up and creeps the fuck out of them by breaking into there house all the time. This is one of my favorite parts is they try to reason with the retarded girl by asking Haddy not to walk into there house. I personally would of tried hitting her with a rolled up newspaper and if that didn't work I think pepper spray would keep a retard out of my house. But I digress. 
Watch this one. I don't like spoiling too much and if you want one more thing to bait you to watch it - they have a gimp suit they find in the house that takes on a life of it's own. 
Watch it and comment if you like it. 

I would like to write this next BLOG post with the spirit  of Hunters words bouncing around my brain after a night drinking  scotch, good weed, and viewing the Rum Diaries as Hunter Would have enjoyed viewing it. 


By enjoying a nice hand rolled sativa in the parking lot, a flask full of 12 year Glenlivet Scotch, and a couple of friends to navigate to the right theater door of the 22 cinema.  

I "Highly" recommend you see it. I would describe it as an adventure. I loved the entire ride. Giovanni Ribisi (how dare spell check say thats wrong) steals the scenes he's in and I'm not spoiling this movie by talking and sharing any of my favorite scenes.
 A lot of the scenes are swirling in my head as I have my coffee and try to get my brain to think about who I'm going to smoke up and take to see it again this week. 
Don't think seeing this on a TV is the same as a big screen theater. Buy your ticket and a trough of soda so you have something to mix with your Rum. Settle in to ride next to Hunter drinking, and trying to figure out what is going on around him. I will share my favorite line and it's so early Hunter  when discussing greed and corrupt people in Puerto Rico - "Can you smell that? It smells like bastards." 
See this fucking movie.

I'm drawn to the writing of real individuals who also live by there own set of rules. HUNTER defiantly lived by his own rules. 
 Absolutely Nothing in Moderation!  

This guy should be arrested for stealing -every scene he was in. 

BONG RECOMMENDED SHOW *****
HBO's Bored To Death. 

One of the best comedies out there, it's well written and everyone on it smoking pot is hilarious and yet at the same time - really believable. My biggest complaint about most stoner movies is how many actors can't act stoned. 
Here is a clip of the guys getting high during a stake out. 

If you haven't checked out yet start with the first season and catch up to the one running now. 

Last night, against my own will I was forced to watch an episode of the TV reality show Survivor. Personally I think the title is misleading since they don't arm anyone or allow the killing of anyone. I think the title refers to fans of the show- who watch it constantly and don't take their own lives.
The last challenge the winning team was offered a night to go to a place to be shown the new Adam Sandler movie "Jack and Jill". So basically there was no winners. The clips to this movie leave me asking the question - WHY ADAM WHY?  The clips are horrible.  Didn't Eddie Murphy teach you anything about bad movie choices. Please stop making bad comedy rip offs for the studios. 

PLeASE , I beg you. They don't make weed strong enough to laugh at this stuff. 
I digress. 

Ok so as I'm packing up my guitar someone me stops me and asked if I was in a band. So I laid out the Max Random show and they handed me a phone number and said call this guy , they hire a guitar player for a Friday night at their members only club. So I call and get booked to play the AOH club in Bristol PA.
Now they have no idea who I am and me the same but I don't want to look it up because I like the excitement of it all "the Not knowing part". 

I get my back up guitar player Chris Landy in on joining me in playing and we head out to find it. 
At first everyone was looking at me and busting my stones for not being an Irish music act as it turns out the club is the oldest Irish club in the country. 
I started out and about 4 songs in they were singing LOLA by the kinks cover with me and I had them for the next 3 hours. 
It was awesome. What a great group of guys!